Rusty Cowboy (or Rusty Cowgirl): The act of pulling a
blood saturated tampon from your
girl's vagina, holding it by the string, spinning it above your head while yelling "Yee Haw", and then slinging it at the
wall.
1. Ted: The Bible says man shall not know woman when she is bleeding.
Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty
Cowboy.
2. My
girlfriend was so drunk and
horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.