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rudie can't fail 

1).Oft used line from legendary band The Clash used in "Safe European Home" and titular "Rudie can't Fail". A "Rudie" is an icon of its subculture with supposed powers invisible to the rest of society.
In FakeNews:- White skinned Ska rudeboys and rudegirls give their money to their darkest, dreadlocked, coolest, charismatic, usually drinking a beer, friend:- the Rudiest Rude - "Rudie". This "Rudie", they believe, has incredible ability to stumble upon contacts, commit crime like buying cannabis in UK, quickly, clandestinely, efficiently in any strange location, based on sub cultural prejudices. They just hand over their money, push them out in public, to do amoral work and believe, culturally, "Rudie Can't Fail!"

2)Strategy being used by Republicans and Donald Trump's Defence Team that Rudie Giuliani is their

"Rudie Can't Fail!"
"How you get a rude and a reckless?
Don't you be so crude and feckless
You been drinking brew for breakfast
Rudie can't fail" The Clash

"Rudie" so credible, even "normal" within the subculture, actually is quite visible to the general public as somewhat eccentric, entertaining, smooth talking, but certainly suspicious and activity worth reporting to the police.
US TOURIST "Ya know I gotta pal that can be dropped off outside any cantina in ELA - never been there before - we give him our money and in hour he's back, smiling, the best coke deal and we drive off. These total strangers look at his full body tattoos, knife scarred 400lbs and "big, beautiful eyes" and just trust him! Anywhere! It's really screwed up! - I wouldn't show my face in those neighbourhoods, Man!"
UK RUDEBOY " I gotta Ska mate like that - ironically - don't look like THAT though! - Any strange place, give him the dosh and that Rudie Can't Fail... Where's that mate of your's now?"

US TOURIST "Prison"
UK RUDEBOY "Yeah mine too..."Rudie to "Yardie"
rudie can't fail by Gabbro February 14, 2019
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026