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rubber duckin 

Used as a substitute for 'mother fucking'.
That rubber duckin idiot wrecked my car

Rubber ducking 

To describe your problems to a rubber-duck or other inanimate object. Common in software development, the act of describing your problem (as to a mailing list, friend, or a rubber duck on top of your monitor) often leads to finding the solution just a few moments later. In the mailing list case, rubber ducking would then be to mail the list again saying "Ok, that was dumb, but now I'm stuck on the part where...", then to discover THAT solution immediately after hitting SEND. Repeat, ad lib, fade.
"Sorry to spam the list -- I'm just rubber ducking, this morning. Problem solved. Nothing to see here, move along..."
Rubber ducking by Chumette May 6, 2010

Rubber Duckie

When you're doing a girl (she's on bottom) and you hold her by the throat to get a better grip. Due to the pressure on her vocal cords, instead of moaning, she can only make sqeak-like noises. Kinda like a rubber duckie.
The bitch pissed me off so I held her by the throat while fucking her until she rubber duckied.
Rubber Duckie by levski_swag November 7, 2010

Rubber Dicking

When two men slap their flaccid dicks together and have them bounce back like rubber.
When Rob and Jim could not give one another an erection, a little rubber dicking was in order.

Bobbing for rubber duckies 

a fun game played in the bathtub in which a woman playfully tries to grab the man's scroat as he bobs it up and down in the water like a rubber ducky.
Sally likes bobbing for rubber duckies when she's taking a bath with her boyfriend. Bloop bloop!

rubber docking 

When 2 guys are only wearing condoms, and make their penises kiss.