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rtotd stands for Random Text of the Day or Random Thought of the Day
I just sent my rtotd to everyone in my contacts.
rtotd by ecci November 23, 2010
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rtota by bamagirl8912 September 26, 2009
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RFOTD: Random fact of the day.
Guy1:Hey did you know the sky is blue!!
Guy2: Oh i didn't know this is RFOTD time.
RFOTD by Kulhu August 21, 2009

ROTDFFLMFARO

ROTDFFLMFARO stands for Rolling On The Damn Fucking Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Right Off.
Guy1: *really funny joke*
Guy2: ROTDFFLMFARO
ROTDFFLMFARO by Raffik October 28, 2007
In the massivly multiplayer online game that is the epic World of Warcraft, "rcotds" refers to one of the buffs given when the head of Onyxia or Nefarian is turned in. The Buff adds 10% spell critical chance, melee and ranged critical chances by 5%, and 140 attack power for two hours.
Chuggles: "omg dood i just got rcotds, now my crit chance is insane!"
Gnomezors: "yeah i know i just pwnt some shitty dragon"
On the social networking/local reviews wbsite, Yelp! ROTD means Review Of The Day, which is the review that most people vote for.
"Did you read the ROTD for San Francisco? I've got to check that place out!"
ROTD by Sub/Kitten February 6, 2008

rotdflmao 

rolling on the dance floor laughing my ass off.
rotdflmao you can't dance
rotdflmao by AFyellow June 30, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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