royal wee

When a man chooses to sit down to urinate.

He didn't like to stand at the urinate, he preferred to do a Royal Wee.

by notaspaceship May 23, 2017

the royal wee

The piss of the Monarch.

See also: the royal we.

Queen Elizabeth II: "the royal wee is running down ones pegs"

Prince Phillip, the Duke of Edinburgh: "you lucky twunt, I haven't had so much as dribble in 30 years"

by bob the peasant February 21, 2009

Royal Weekend

When you have really good eventful weekend that feels like ages

1.)That was a Royal Weekend right there. Now it’s Monday...

2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!

by TheDefinerConnoisseur May 19, 2019