royal wee 

When a man chooses to sit down to urinate.

He didn't like to stand at the urinate, he preferred to do a Royal Wee.

royal wee by notaspaceship May 23, 2017

the royal wee 

The piss of the Monarch.

See also: the royal we.

Queen Elizabeth II: "the royal wee is running down ones pegs"

Prince Phillip, the Duke of Edinburgh: "you lucky twunt, I haven't had so much as dribble in 30 years"

the royal wee by bob the peasant February 21, 2009

Royal Weekend 

When you have really good eventful weekend that feels like ages

1.)That was a Royal Weekend right there. Now it’s Monday...

2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!

Royal Weekend by TheDefinerConnoisseur May 19, 2019