Royal Guard 

A style in the DMC (Devil May Cry) Franchise that can be used while playing as Dante. Can be used in sentences to express a sense of blocking or "tanking" a hit/attack

"BRO I JUST ROYAL GUARDED THAT HIT"

Royal Guard by Totally a DMC expert November 13, 2023

kai and lauren’s royal guard 

PLSSS THIS MAN HAS TO WATCH KAI.... man has to put her in place i swear. BUT MF COULDNT DO ANYTHING WHEN KAI WAS GOING CRAZY THAT NIGHT SHAKING ASS ON EVERYONE AND GETTING JIGGY WIT IT... ANYWAY OFC THIS MF SEXY BUT HE HAS TO PUT PPL IN THEIR PLACE
what a real one 🙏🏽

kai and lauren’s royal guard
pls idk what to put here

kai and lauren’s royal guard by plum worshiper March 15, 2021

British Royal Guard The Baby

Passing a chemistry exam with a blindfold on

"Dude, I'm gonna british royal guard the baby today."

British Royal Guard The Baby by Swag Boy 1 Million June 6, 2015

Zeros royal guard 

Girls that are down for to be loyal royal guards for zeros kingdom

Who are you? I’m apart of zeros royal guard!!

Zeros royal guard by Zero!!! June 29, 2021

Guardian of the royal bowels 

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool

King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.

Guardian of the royal bowels by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024