a rowan rowan is when somebody shoves a stuffed animal up their ass and then superglue there arse cheeks together n them lick the stuffed animal after it comes out
Rowans can be either male or female, and are very kind and caring...however they have their ups and downs.
You don't want to mess with a Rowan. They are loyal in relationships and will stick up for their friends.
They are generally more arty, but can also be into sport. Rowans are loud with their friends but quiet with strangers.
They are also into animals and care deeply for their pets if they own one.
They are annoying at home and annoy their families
Stranger: Hey whats up
Rowan: um not much Friend: Hey whats up
Rowan: what do u think b*tch im being unsocial in my room
Throne of Glass (Sarah J Maas) character. Has tattoo. Mate of AELIN ASHRYVER WHITETHORN GALATHINYUS the absolute fekn QUEEN. Had long, silvery white hair but chopped it all off and the fandom mourned. 😭
South Rowan high school is a school in the middle of nowhere, and there’s more rednecks there than a Luke Colmbs concert. This school is full of potheads, crackheads, and just about any head you can think of. It’s got as many hoes as the last school with even more dumb bitches. And sex in the bathroom is more common than the weekly fight that goes down.
You tryina go to south rowan high school with me? Are we getting weed?
If your stuck in the mud and need a tow, no worry’s just call one of souths hobos.
An absolute legend who makes the greatest memes of all time Someone who always gets that bread
The world's best novice rower
Person 1: Hey, you know Rowan Cahill?
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's that guy who totally fucked Billy's girl!
Person 1: He also makes the best memes of all time!
Person 2: what an absolute unit.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."