n. A licensed premises located above the Mosman Rowing Club, in the affluent northern suburb of Mosman in Sydney, Australia. It is a famous 'pick-up' joint frequented by divorced females aged over 45. The women patrons are usually over-weight, well-worn (ugly and used-up), have dyed blond hair and wear inappropriately tight fitting clothing (borrowed from their 24 year old daughter's wardrobe). The male patrons are all baby boomer types over 50 years old, sporting a grey moustache (or other grey facial hair) and have a massive 'beer-gut' (fat stomachs). These sad creatures usually consume large amounts of alcohol before leaving with someone they have never met for a 5 minute session of 'grey-sex'.

Bill went to the Mosman Rowers to grab a granny. He needed 5 minutes of poor quality 'grey-sex'.

Mosman Rowers by Ian Grant November 11, 2004

Related Words

rouwers • rousers • routershit • Rowers ass • Mosman Rowers • Dulwich college (london) rowers

rousers

trousers worn by urban folk

yo blood, check out my fresh rousers, they the shiznit

rousers by Mat Riches July 9, 2005

Dulwich college (london) rowers

Too hot to handle -
Amazing rowers omg the boats go literally so fast but they have amazing bodies and look good when they row. They all have fluffy hair the stroke’s and 3 seat boys are cute. Can’t wait to see them at the next race
Better than Kings xoxo Gassip Gorl

gemma- Omg did you see those guys with amazing bodies.
hannah- Yeah the J17 stroke with fluffy hair is all mine.
gemma- They’re obviously Dulwich college (London) rowers

Hannah- Obvs cus Kings college boys are fugly druggies who suck at rowing,

Dulwich college (london) rowers by vi's hexstrap November 24, 2022

routershit

Term used to describe a router, modem, or access point by your 10/10 ISP (ex: AT&T, Comcast, etc.) that dies and has to be replaced or repaired more often than once a month. If your routershit dies, it will likely take longer than a full day to get it repaired.

1. Kid: "Mom my Roblox game is broken"
Mother: "The damn routershit is dead again, time to call the ISP for the second time this week"
2. Loyal Customer: "Yeah my routershit went out again"
AT&T Support Guy: "That's nice bro"

routershit by sithsiri September 26, 2017

Rowers ass

When after a period of time the skin around a rowers ass crack starts to rip off and tear from working hard on either the erg or in the boat. Usually leading to stinging pain whenever rowing, sitting or when water gets on the effected area

Dude that row sucked. My rowers ass was stinging the entire time.

Yea man mine too, I cant even take a shower now.

Yea it sucks

Rowers ass by Hailedtooth January 31, 2023

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026