rouwers

Sjouwers

Rouwers takes care of everything

by Robert599 January 10, 2017

Mosman Rowers

n. A licensed premises located above the Mosman Rowing Club, in the affluent northern suburb of Mosman in Sydney, Australia. It is a famous 'pick-up' joint frequented by divorced females aged over 45. The women patrons are usually over-weight, well-worn (ugly and used-up), have dyed blond hair and wear inappropriately tight fitting clothing (borrowed from their 24 year old daughter's wardrobe). The male patrons are all baby boomer types over 50 years old, sporting a grey moustache (or other grey facial hair) and have a massive 'beer-gut' (fat stomachs). These sad creatures usually consume large amounts of alcohol before leaving with someone they have never met for a 5 minute session of 'grey-sex'.

Bill went to the Mosman Rowers to grab a granny. He needed 5 minutes of poor quality 'grey-sex'.

by Ian Grant November 11, 2004

rousers

trousers worn by urban folk

yo blood, check out my fresh rousers, they the shiznit

by Mat Riches July 9, 2005

Dulwich college (london) rowers

Too hot to handle -
Amazing rowers omg the boats go literally so fast but they have amazing bodies and look good when they row. They all have fluffy hair the stroke’s and 3 seat boys are cute. Can’t wait to see them at the next race
Better than Kings xoxo Gassip Gorl

gemma- Omg did you see those guys with amazing bodies.
hannah- Yeah the J17 stroke with fluffy hair is all mine.
gemma- They’re obviously Dulwich college (London) rowers

Hannah- Obvs cus Kings college boys are fugly druggies who suck at rowing,

by vi's hexstrap November 24, 2022

routershit

Term used to describe a router, modem, or access point by your 10/10 ISP (ex: AT&T, Comcast, etc.) that dies and has to be replaced or repaired more often than once a month. If your routershit dies, it will likely take longer than a full day to get it repaired.

1. Kid: "Mom my Roblox game is broken"
Mother: "The damn routershit is dead again, time to call the ISP for the second time this week"
2. Loyal Customer: "Yeah my routershit went out again"
AT&T Support Guy: "That's nice bro"

by sithsiri September 26, 2017

Rowers ass

When after a period of time the skin around a rowers ass crack starts to rip off and tear from working hard on either the erg or in the boat. Usually leading to stinging pain whenever rowing, sitting or when water gets on the effected area

Dude that row sucked. My rowers ass was stinging the entire time.

Yea man mine too, I cant even take a shower now.

Yea it sucks

by Hailedtooth January 31, 2023