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rotten eggs

a synonym for bad news, with unpleasant consequences usually to follow
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card is nothing but rotten eggs, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
rotten eggs by Uncle Dimma September 1, 2014
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rotten eggs

when your ball sack gets frozen.
rotten eggs by Conner W January 11, 2012

rotten eggs

1. to be subsituted for anything
2. ovaries that doesnt work
3. smelly eggs
1. "She's being such a bitch" is changed to "She's being such rotten eggs"
"What a shitty day" is changed to "What a rotten eggs day"
2. Claire can't have babies. She's got rotten eggs
3. I had rotten eggs for breakfast and my breath smell like rotten eggs. What a rotten eggs day.
rotten eggs by Mr. Rotten Eggs February 26, 2008

rotten eggs

a synonym for bad news
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
rotten eggs by Uncle Dimma January 28, 2013

rotten eggs

a synonym phrase for bad news
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is really full of rotten eggs. if my report card has no rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.
rotten eggs by Uncle Dimma June 18, 2012

rotten ham and eggs 

When nix six licks jose's balls
Hey stop trying to give me the rotten ham and eggs
rotten ham and eggs by jumbles July 15, 2010

rotteneggitis 

When you too old for your puss puss eggs to be functional
I had 40 kids and now I have rotteneggitis.
rotteneggitis by jOkEsOnYOuxX June 9, 2018
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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