roodney

Roodney's are kind people but gets annoyed pretty quick and they are very beautiful people they know what's right but they don't usually do anything about it unless it's out if control, Roodney's are good people to have in your life and in a relationship with.

1.Roodney saw somebody getting bullied but didn't do nothing
2.Roodney shared is lollipop with his girlfriend

by XXbokXX March 2, 2019

Rodney Rude

An Aussie legend and comedian icon known for making his audience piss themselves laughing. Takes the piss out of anything including McDonalds, Pizza Hut (they can go and get fucked!), poofters, faggots, Elton John, Freddie Mercury, policemen, Poms, Indians, Irish, Italians and other geezers.

Best known for his merciless tearing apart of stupid hecklers, his famous laugh 'heeee-heeeeeee'. And "I HATE THAT".

GET RUDE ON!!! Rude: "Yeah, yeah, you can laugh....I'm the one that gets all the roots around here boy. The difference between a 12 inch cock and an onion..nothing. They both bring tears to your eyes.

Rude: "It's time for another poofter joke!"

Pommy Heckler: "you rule the world.."
Rodney Rude: "Yeah I know that fuck-face. I'm fucking good. Whereas you mate, if you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!"

Rude to heckler: "Aww piss off mate. What'd ya celebrating your first head job you didn't like the taste? Fuck off mate."

Audience member: "What else do you hate?"

Rude: "I'll tell you what I hate mate. I hate it when you fucking a jar of Pegs paste and your family walks in. And they want the pegs paste. Pisses me off."

by kam75xx August 9, 2012

Rodney Croome

Australian activist and spokeperson for the Tasmanian Faggot and Carpet Licker Rights Group that was nominated for Australian Fag of the year in 2015. Can be easily identified from his lips that over the years have permanently molded themselves into the shape of a cock. Approach with caution unless you want to be ass-raped.

Little Johnny: Rodney Croome is coming to school tomorrow to talk to us about why we shouldn't bash fags.

Father: Keep your ass to the wall son, otherwise you'll end up with a cumshot of AIDs.

by Sammy75 November 7, 2017

rodney dangerfield

Possibly the funniest comedian to ever live! He was all about getting "no respect" and had the best one-liners out of anyone. Sadly, died in 2004 at the age of 83.Rest in peace Rodney Dangerfield, you were the best.

"Me and my wife lived a happy 20 years. Then we met."
"I was breast fed as a baby, but my mother said she only liked me as a friend."
"I'm so ugly, one time I stuck my head out the window. The police charged me for mooning."
"Dude Rodney Dangerfield is HILARIOUS!"
"no shit"

by Andrew Mickey May 27, 2006

Rodney Anonymous

Former vocalist and keyboardist of the Dead Milkmen. Has worked on other projects such as Parasite Lost and Burn Witch Burn. At the moment he resides in lovely Philadelphia with his wife Vienna. He also has a website located at www.rodneyanonymous.com which is called RATYHTL.

Once when I was walking into Zipperhead I saw Rodney Anonymous!

by Debris December 27, 2004

Asap Rodney

a regular typical midwood nigga. not high in fashion, but somehow fucked your bitch. funny as fuck. but sensitive. slap you in the face today then slap ya bitch ass tomorrow type of nigga.

look its asap rodney *bow down*

by lolzies December 31, 2013

dirty dick rodney

A jerk. A creep. A womanizer. A "bad boy". A promiscuous heterosexual man with a penchant for bedding women who are already in committed relationships.

My wife cheated on me with dirty dick rodney, so I'm going to divorce her.

by davidcpuffer April 21, 2022