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Roll Job 

Similar to titty fucking, a roll job is the sexual act of rubbing your penis between the fat rolls of an obese person, preferably to climax.
Your mom gives the best roll jobs.
Roll Job by i fuck fat bitches August 18, 2009
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roll job 

Getting off inside the rolls of fat women.
I got a roll job from that hot 300lb bitch last night, and it took me an hour to clean my dick of the bacon fat and pieces of chicken
roll job by TimH December 29, 2003

roll job 

putting your dick in a womans rolls of fat. usually used to make fun of someones girl friend.
"Hey did you get some roll jobs from your fat girlfriend?"

"Fuck you man"
roll job by deg8693 October 30, 2008

fruit roll job 

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick and receiving a blow job.
Dude, Stacey would not give me head last night until I gave into a fruit roll job.
fruit roll job by FruityDMan January 28, 2014

tuck and roll job 

An elective surgery where a man gets turned into a female. To chop down the tree and split the stump.
Renee Richards was a man until the tuck and roll job.

Cinnamon Roll Job 

A cinnamon roll job is when a man masturbates, putting his dick in the center of a cinnamon roll, and intensely humps or moves the cinnamon roll to and from his body to masturbate. The fun of a cinnamon roll job is that you can't tell if the white stuff is icing or jizz! It's a lot more fun if the cinnamon roll is warm, and soft, like a vajayjay!
Dude, I'm so bored.

Go give yourself a cinnamon roll job! The fun is not knowing if the white stuff is jizz or icing!

Okay! Sounds awesome!

Roll up the Rim Job

While drinking a coffee from Tim Horton's, you roll down a girl's panties and proceed to give a rim job. The chances of her achieving orgasm are consistent with the current odds of Roll up the Rim.
Man, I was giving this bitch a roll up the rim job, but she didn't cum.
Ah, don't worry dude, chances are only 1 in 6 this year.
Roll up the Rim Job by dj wack March 31, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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