Roll a Blunt 

Rolling a Blunt is where both your hand and ass are so sweaty, that when you wipe it, the toilet paper rolls up into a cigar shape.

I was hanging out at an open air bar in Aruba. It was so hot. Drenched in sweat, and lousy with the swamp ass, I had to drop a deuce. The only option was a non air conditioned bathroom. I knew I was going to Roll a Blunt. There's not enough toilet paper on the island for this.

Roll a Blunt by Shart Enthusiast May 24, 2016

roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass

To significantly harm and/or manipulate someone, and then shoot them, usually with the intent to kill.

The Crip threatened the Blood that he would "roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass!"

roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass by WI/ROGUE June 11, 2006