Rokering

The act of pleasuring yourself while watching "Wake Up With Al".

I came home early only to find Jon Rokering in the living room.

by ibitestuff February 11, 2014

rokered

Verb. To attempt to alleviate intestinal gas pressure by farting and actually end up sharting in one's pants. You then throw the soiled underwear away. This is usually done in a public place.

I rokered myself today at school and had to throw the underwear away in the teachers' lounge.

by murkycat January 22, 2014

roker

Combination of rook and snooker. To take advantage of. Rip off. Sucker. No direct relation to Al Roker.

The used car salesman rokered me on that deal.

by Poocrot the Robot November 07, 2006

Rokering

When you stay awake for so long that it feels like you're setting a world record, in reference to Al Roker's 2014 #Rokerthon.

"I put off so much homework last Sunday that I was rokering all night."

by ashplusham November 16, 2014

Roker

To accidentally shart oneself at an important even or gathering out of excitement or nervousness.

Al rokered himself in the East Wing of the White House upon meeting the President.

by captaincorduroy January 08, 2013

Roker

the coolest name you could ever have. anybody named Roker is loaded with hell loads of money. The people who are named roker tend to be the hottest people going.

e.g: woah! look at ...Roker they're looking fit as fuck today!

by ThatBitchWhoSpillsTheFacts September 14, 2019

Roker

The original and currently dominant image is of a fiendishly intelligent lunatic with a warped, sadistic sense of humor.

"You look Nervous! Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA"
-Roker

by Party Crasher June 12, 2008