rokered 

Verb. To attempt to alleviate intestinal gas pressure by farting and actually end up sharting in one's pants. You then throw the soiled underwear away. This is usually done in a public place.

I rokered myself today at school and had to throw the underwear away in the teachers' lounge.

rokered by murkycat January 22, 2014

Rikered 

To be drunk. It comes from the (fan) theory that Commander Riker in Star Trek: The Next Generation is a functioning alcoholic and everything that he does, from major decisions to hitting on women, is motivated primarily by the fact that he is, in fact, drunk. Can be used in almost any circumstance! See also: Fraked

I probably should have been less Rikered when I said yes to that omnisexual being from Omicron Omega III and then I wouldn't have caught this embarassing Spacially Transmitted Disease

Rikered by Prole Hole October 10, 2011

rogered 

An old English term for getting fucked. Getting penetrated. Getting anally penetrated.

"I say Thompson, I just took a peek around that corner over there and I saw Jeeves with his trousers around his ankles, bent over and getting rogered by Sir Humphrey!"

"My goodness gracious, Reginald. I do wish Sir Humphrey would hurry up with it, I wouldn't mind giving Jeeves a good rodgering myself!"

rogered by Reginald467 February 24, 2012

rogered 

Means the same as screwed or fucked. Generally used by guys to mean either the act of having sex with a girl (in an energetic fashion) or to mean that something is well and truly broken.

I rogered my ex again last night.

rogered by Pete October 18, 2004

rogered 

To get fucked by the greedy corporation selling the iphone in Canada.

Rogers in Canada announced their ridiculous priced plans effectively making the device useless for the usage Apple designed it for.

Fred: Look, Wendy that person bought the iphone.
Wendy: They got rogered, that device is for clued-out wanna-be out of touch Canadian suckers.

rogered by Urban Dictionary July 3, 2008

Tom Rogered 

Promising over and over again that you'll be able to perform and still pulling out.

He totally Tom Rogered her after the plague rave last night.

Tom Rogered by anonymous December 14, 2020

Rogered 

To get fucked in the arse, to be buggered.

Joe had a sore arse from being rogered the night before!

"Wish he'd remembered the lube last night!"

Rogered by Shadenfreude72 February 11, 2012