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ROTFLMFAOWP

Sam: Yo man, Jawsus is hot!

Ben: ROTFLMFAOWP!

Sam: Your gross.
ROTFLMFAOWP by therealhut October 5, 2009

ROTFLMFAOWEP 

Simply Means: Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off while eating pie.
Jared:I got fired today dude!

Jeff: ROTFLMFAOWEP

Jared: Huh?

Jeff: Nevermind Dude
ROTFLMFAOWEP by K Beezie July 27, 2006

roflmfaopmp 

rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off & pissing my pants
lmao i cant believe roflmafaopmp aint in urbandictionary.com hahahaha
roflmfaopmp by Incognito_LC July 29, 2004

ROFLMFAOWPMACAATSTSHTIFAIIAGTBSTABHOL 

Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off while pissing myself and crying all at the same time so hard that i feel as if i am going to be sucked thru a black hole of laughter
Dude1: dude... i just got my ass kicked by a giant chicken
dude2: dude... like family guy?
dude1: yeah...
Dude2: YOU SUCK ROFLMFAOWPMACAATSTSHTIFAIIAGTBSTABHOL

ROFLMFAOWISMWTFK 

abbreviation for "Rolling on (the) floor laughing my fucking ass off while i smack myself with the fucking keyboard"
(Online Chat)
Person 1: (insert funny line here)
Person 2: ROFLMFAOWISMWTFK
ROFLMFAOWISMWTFK by chin0 January 14, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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