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rockstaritis 

someone who thinks they are a rockstar because they play a musical instrument and have a rockstar haircut. They usually live in dream world believing their big break into the scene is just around the corner. This belief system carries well into their 40's or even 50's and some will never realise the truth of their existance. Seems to mainly affect christian musicians and guitar players. Christain's bands that go on tour in in a third world country that think that because a big crowd turned out they are rock legends when in reality it's the only form of entertainment these people have ever had.
Dude 1: did you hear Dave is in a band, he showed me his pictures on facebook, the crowd was huge?

Dude 2: yeah dude he plays in a christian rock band, those pictures are from Uganda.

Dude 1: Rockstaritis sufferer huh?

Dud 2: big styles!
rockstaritis by smaclib February 25, 2010
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rockstarific 

having the awesome coolness of a rockstar. ( a real rockstar not the crappy ones around today!)
Meredith strut down the halls, knowing she looked very rockstarific in her wonderful new outfit.
rockstarific by Pake dawg September 22, 2006
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Prolific in both music and art.
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Breadhead 

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Stink lines

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"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
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eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
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