rocket penis
Marsha: Hey Julia, John has a rocket penis and I don't know how to tell him I don't like it. I mean he can spooge like a champion but his throbbing man sword is just a measly rocket.
rocket penis by King Nugget February 20, 2017
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Pointy rocket penis
A penis that is pointy like a shiv, shaped like a rocket and delivered with military precision in a prison style blitz attack on your private parts. A moderately disturbing succession of short shallow jabs to your lady bits.
He stuck me with his pointy rocket penis as if perpetrating a gang style prison hit with a hand carved tool designed for minimal penetration and pleasure.
Pointy rocket penis by Lady Rock 'n Roll January 1, 2017
penis rocket
When a male ejaculates so vigorously you can count the number of seconds the cum stays in the air before hitting a surface giving it the appearance of a rocket.
penis rocket by Helmbros June 3, 2014
Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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