robin van persie 

A Dutch, former arsenal striker who was their top scorer before leaving to Manchester united in 2012.

Robin Van Persie is a genius striker

robin van persie by cahill94 January 5, 2013

Robin van Persie 

A striker who plays for Arsenal FC. Wears the number 10 shirt and comes from Holland.

Robin van Persie

Robin van Persie by PottonPerson11 April 29, 2011

robin van persie 

a perfect human being, both as a person aswell as in his career.

"Woah, pizza, you're almost as perfect as Robin van Persie! Almost."

robin van persie by martuu18 January 11, 2012

Robin van persie'd 

To be injured for a period of more than a few months, despite ironically starting to look like a class act. Generally applied to footballers.

"Did you see Jack Wilshere play for Arsenal in the pre-season friendlies?" "Didn't you hear? He's been Robin Van Persie'd. We won't see him again for six months."

Robin van persie'd by Matty78brown October 19, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019