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National robert day! 

It’s national robert day! go tell robert you love and appreciate him, don’t forget to smack him in the head :)
example:happy international robert day!

robert:than-
you:smacks robert in head

robert pattinson day 

On February 3 it’s a day to appreciate Robert Pattinson and he’s handsomeness, wear or show ur love for our god
Me : Hey do u know what day
Person : no what day it is
Me it’s Robert Pattinson day

robert pattinson day 

On February 3, is Robert Pattinson day to appreciate he’s handsomeness so wear or show ur love for our king because he’s so hot
Me: do u know what day it is?
Person: no what day is it
Me: it’s Robert Pattinson day

National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day 

You have to send nudes to people named Robert and/or Jacob if they ask. Its celebrated world wide everyday.
You have to send me nudes cause it's National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day.

National Roberta Day 

The day we all hug and pat Roberta Sister of Dominic Sonic Takes place on the 26th of April
“HI WHORES IT’S NATIONAL ROBERTA DAY”

RobertDaNoob 

a discord user (RobertDaNoob#7067).
He usually says surviv.io is the best io (jk its a piece of shet)
mysterious fire boy you wouldnt like to mess with
RobertDaNoob is sus
RobertDaNoob by notp_ October 4, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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