Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.
Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
by scodder June 1, 2010
"Hey girl have you ever had roasted chin nuts?"
"I've heard of chestnuts but what are chin nuts?"
"Its when i got my dilznick in yo' mouth!"
"I've heard of chestnuts but what are chin nuts?"
"Its when i got my dilznick in yo' mouth!"
by Logan October 5, 2003
by Chris Loshark December 25, 2008
noun
1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.
the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef
1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.
the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef
1. these roasted nuts suck! they're unsalted!
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i'm roasting here.
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i'm roasting here.
by spoot September 7, 2006
The act of dipping a males nuts in a jar of honey and teabag a girl. HAVING BEES IS A MUST. This was created by josh and emerson.
by thebeeguys September 12, 2010
"Yo how dirty was she?"
"She was vanilla, I asked her for oven roasted nuts and she never hit me back up"
"She was vanilla, I asked her for oven roasted nuts and she never hit me back up"
by Reyx June 28, 2016
by Jayba11s January 9, 2018