To insult someone in a specific manner (shown below) similar to yo mama jokes, if those even exist anymore
Person A (to Person B)"Oh you wanna hear roasting? Bruh, your hair's so messed up that Tarzan told you to go to the barber!"
Crowd *oooooooooh*
Person B (to Person A) "Well if he told me to go to the barber, than he told you to shave yo head BALD!"
Crowd *OOOOOOOOOH GET ROASTED!"
Crowd *oooooooooh*
Person B (to Person A) "Well if he told me to go to the barber, than he told you to shave yo head BALD!"
Crowd *OOOOOOOOOH GET ROASTED!"
by Vortex1212 November 29, 2016
GIRL : It makes my heart smile when two ugly people find each other and fall in love.
SOMEDUDE: So who 's the lucky guy?
YOU: ROASTED !!
SOMEDUDE: So who 's the lucky guy?
YOU: ROASTED !!
by KhenRieee April 21, 2015
Roasted has several definitions:
1. To be extremely drunk or lean.
2. To get done over by someone.
3. To be verbally abused for doing something stupid.
1. To be extremely drunk or lean.
2. To get done over by someone.
3. To be verbally abused for doing something stupid.
1. Chris: Owen was so roasted last night, he went home early.
2. Ben: You should of seen it, Owen got roasted at Pro Evo.
3. Owen: Yesterday, I supermaned my mum.
Chris: You must have been so roasted.
Ben: Owen, you are a wasteman!
2. Ben: You should of seen it, Owen got roasted at Pro Evo.
3. Owen: Yesterday, I supermaned my mum.
Chris: You must have been so roasted.
Ben: Owen, you are a wasteman!
by K-Lash March 9, 2008
Bro: Dude wanna burn this sweet blunt i just rolled?
Brah: nah man, I'm taking it slow, I'm already pretty roasted…
Bro: Dude WTF, you went to Starbucks without me AND burned before you even got here???
Brah: Sorry man…
Brah: nah man, I'm taking it slow, I'm already pretty roasted…
Bro: Dude WTF, you went to Starbucks without me AND burned before you even got here???
Brah: Sorry man…
by jacobro June 10, 2014
The act of verbally assaulting someone until you hurt their feelings, sometimes to the point of making them cry. In most cases it is associated to fags who think everyone likes them.
Chris acted so tight, even though nobody liked him, so i started roasting him in front of everybody.
Chris: Hey everybody check out my new threads.
John: Nobody cares fag.
Chris: My jeans cost more than you're whole outfit.
John: It looks like you got them things as a hand-me-down.
Chris: What makes you think that?
John: There's a huge ketchup stain in the front, and your jeans are so tight they look like they chopping off your ankles.
Chris: *Embarrassed* *Runs to the bathroom and cries*
Chris: Hey everybody check out my new threads.
John: Nobody cares fag.
Chris: My jeans cost more than you're whole outfit.
John: It looks like you got them things as a hand-me-down.
Chris: What makes you think that?
John: There's a huge ketchup stain in the front, and your jeans are so tight they look like they chopping off your ankles.
Chris: *Embarrassed* *Runs to the bathroom and cries*
by Aysis February 20, 2011
by Epic Bairdy April 15, 2009
Roasts
Bully: You have no hairline!
You: Your gonna find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Crowd: Ohhhh!
Problem Solved
Bully: You have no hairline!
You: Your gonna find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Crowd: Ohhhh!
Problem Solved
by Urban Definitions R' Us January 19, 2018