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The white man alrenative to Respect.

Its action of touching fists with a homie.
Person1: Ye blud
Person2: Yea man, roasts.
roasts by Guy Wilson August 12, 2006
when somebody irritates or annoys you, you roast them.

An insult or diss
roasts: An insult or diss. e.g.

Person: You look like the travis scott meal, fatass

you: Ok at least I taste good. You be looking like the entire McDonald’s kitchen. And dumbass nobody asked for your rat head to speak. Be lookin like the entire McDonald’s menu
And nobody asked for you to be here, pickle rick. Be built like the entire meal right there
Be lookin like them 20 piece chicken nuggets.
And an entire double quarter pounder with cheese sis
With a Big Mac on the side.
Just like your mom said to me
Anyways. Have fun Big Mac pickle rick. Enjoy your 20 piece chicken nugget
Oh and tell your boyfriend, that “he be lookin like the entire kfc chicken bucket meal. Cuz you so finger licking good. Just like your sister said to me too.”

so go take your spongebob looking ass back to bikini bottom
i dont know who you think you are? with that justin bieber lookin ass. but get out of here. nobody want yo burnt chicken nugget ass out here.
bitch be like: "justin fo eva bitch"
fricking corn on the cob
look like a bag full of funyuns
you know what? yur actually pretty
for a gorilla
Roasts by A bucket of loneliness November 19, 2020

National Sam Roasts You Day 

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

Lamar roasts franklin 

(Franklin and Lamar walk towards the front door)

Lamar Davis: Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?

Franklin Clinton: Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.

Lamar Davis: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga...

(Lamar begins to walk away)

Lamar roasts franklin

Lamar roasts franklin 

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather 'round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
No
Yes
Lamar roasts Franklin

National Sam Roasts You Day 

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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