roast ham 

An older expression referring to a spanking, from street slang of the mid-1900s.

"Roast ham" = spanked ass. Documented use of the term "roast my ham" to mean "spank my ass" dates to 1959, with the connotation of a violent spanking of the female ass.

roast ham by Loren Zabot March 24, 2007

Ham Roast 

Whatever you want it to mean! It can be used in any context, tense, or form.

Dude, we just ham roasted them! We won by 64!

Kid: Mom, I'm so hungry!
Mother: There's some ham roast in the refridgerator.

Guy #1: Bro, what should my nickname be?
Guy #2: I don't know! Mine is Ham Roast!

Ham Roast by MrCJohnson3 March 18, 2010

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

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