road weave 

Road weave: a tangled mass of lost artificial hair on the street or gutter; resembling a dead animal

Origin: derivative of road kill

I knew I was in the ghetto when I saw road weave in the gutters.

road weave by Earthmamma January 28, 2016

road weasel 

A person driving down the highway at a high rate of speed talking on their cell phone. Can see them peering quickly through their side mirror then darting in front of you while continuing their phone conversation.

Did you see that guy just cut you off? What a road weasel!

road weasel by pokeyzard August 26, 2009

roadweave 

Roadweave: A tangled mass of lost artificial hair resembling a dead animal when found along a street or curb

Origins: derivation of roadkill

I knew I had left the country and really lived in the city when instead of dead possums and raccoons in the gutters I saw roadweave.

roadweave by Earthmamma January 28, 2016