When you are driving when it is cold out, have your passenger hold their hand out the window until it gets numb and then give you an Abominable Road Handy. Or do it to yourself...

It's like 30F out there! Stick your hand out the window for a bit so you can give me an Abominable Road Handy

Abominable Road Handy by scrappy-don't May 18, 2011

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Road Hands

When you are driving and your girl jacks you off

*going out to dinner*

Jason Hey Babe I have a boner and need to go flaccid, do you mind giving me Road Hands

Road Hands by Dank___Daddy August 14, 2018

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roadhand

n. The act of giving someone driving a motor vehicle a handjob.

Juwann almost ran into a tree on the windy road because he was getting roadhand from Candice.

roadhand by Anatole Bofa July 4, 2004

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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