Roachcock

Roachcockes are insects that pre-date dinosaurs and are said to have survived all 3 nuclear apocalypses (one of which killed the dinosaurs). They were originally discovered in the Philippines where they would often be mistaken for dates (the fruit) inside of rice cake. Roachcockes are not to be mistaken with cockroaches, these WILL bite you.

"Hey, is that a cockroach over there?"
"No, that's a roachcock because it's as big as an orange!"

by roachcock September 28, 2019

Roachcock

A killer cockroach's giant killer penis. From the Latin origin blattamentula (roachpenis).

Guy: There was a roach in my bed this morning when I woke up so I fumigated my room and gave myself an enema.
Gal: Why an enema?
Guy: The cockeroach raped me with his giant roachcock!

by Moosaka The Horrible August 27, 2008

Roadcock

When you're driving on a road and wanna get freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dude, we should get some roadcock on this trip

by Aquamarible October 8, 2017

rotchacockoff

Hawaiian vernerial disease.

Kenny had a bad case of rotchacockoff.

by gcate June 5, 2019

ROCKCOCK

After a concert when a girl gets layed by a rock band member, preferabley on the bands bus.

"That lead singer is hot as hell, I'm getting me some ROCKCOCK tonight"

by Parma-lay-me June 13, 2009

rockcock piranha

The groupies and the thirsty concert goers that hangout front (and center) at music shows. Easily spotted grabbing for the legs,cocks or ass of front men . Some even go for the bassist or guitarist.

Many rockcock piranhas well follow certain bands hopelessly grabbing for cock night after night or every night that the said band plays the area of which rockcock piranhas dwell/ habitate.

Word originated in the Midwest USA

That was a great concert!!! I can't believe that the rockcock piranha almost pulled the singer off stage trying to get a handful of that ass/cock.(legs).

I see that rockcock prianha at every show these guys play.rockcockprianha

by Mizzle T. December 21, 2017

Roachcoach

a mexican food truck or van

I got some phat tacos from the roachcoach.

by Roachin April 18, 2010