Synonymous with ridiculous or ricockulous, but used to ensure there is a word to correspond with female genitalia as well. Also used to imply that the object(s) being modified by the adjective are bitches.
You: Yeah, I mean, everyone under age 30 now is paying into Social Security and we'll never get a penny of it back. We're mortgaging our futures to finance the past.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!