ripped diesel Share definition Flag The art of being super duper shit faced. As ripped is to drunk, ripped diesel is to super drunk.; "last nite I chugged a fifth of jameson and did six jager bombs, then switched to redbull and vodka, I was ripped diesel" ripped diesel by hoss guy December 30, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the ripped diesel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch