when
something is so absurd, and the word
ridiculous wont do and
ricockulous is just to sexist, try using the word rivagulous. You'll know when you have used the word correctly because it will just feel so right.
Not only did my
girl friend make me
go with her to her hair appointment, she also tried to make me go see a
chick flick with her and her girl friends, and I said now you're just being rivagulous.