right rester Share definition Flag A male whose penis rests to the right side of his pants while sitting or standing. Look at Jacob, hes so dumb. I bet he's a "right rester."C'mon, man. Don't be such a "right rester." right rester by Frankie69 November 19, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the right rester mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch