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Rid em Cowboy 

While having sexual intercourse with a women in the doggy-style position a man would quietly lean over and whisper in her ear "I have aids." Then the man tries to stay on as longs as possible.

It is preferable if the male subject isn't wearing a condom.
Rid em cowboy
Female subject: Uuugh fuck me baby
Male subject: (Leans over and whispers in ear) I have aids
Female Subject: So do I.
Male Subject: SHIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wear the hat ride the cowboy

wear the hat ride the cowboy - You’re having sexual relations the person who’s hat you’re wearing.

A practice in the south, at least in Texas, where a guy will give you his hat to let other guys know you are taken.
“Omg, Amy! Randy gave me his hat,” said Julia.

“You know what that means,” said Amy.

“No,” said Julia.

“wear the hat ride the cowboy,” said Amy. Ok

Cowboys Ride 

A type of fetish where a male lays down naked and another male rides his shlong and the dude laying down jerks the male riding him until he creams
Hey dude
Hm
Want me to give you a cowboys ride?

Sure why not
Cowboys Ride by Darianyen September 27, 2025
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026