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ride the pony 

To do a dance in a galloping way with a spank spank move and some air lasso. Often in a circle, but can be stationary.
When Seth did ride the pony, it moved her audience to tears and it was emotional.

The birthday juice was ready but John would not quit riding the pony long enough to serve it.
ride the pony by Male Kyzer January 5, 2009

ride the pony 

to take 4 shots as fast as possible
John: Do you want to ride the pony tonight?
Alex: Yes! I'm trying to get very drunk!!
ride the pony by ponyupbitch December 13, 2018

ride the pony 

Harry: Yo Tyrone, I really gotta ride the pony right now.
Tyrone: Not with that hole in your arm you don't. Shit, we gotta get you to a hospital
ride the pony by Urpit December 24, 2007

Ride the porcelain pony 

Take an exceptionally good crap.
Where have you been?
-Riding the porcelain pony.
Ride the porcelain pony by LD June 11, 2004

Ride the Boney Pony 

When a female takes the top position in sexual intercourse.
My wife woke me up early this morning. She was eager to ride the boney pony.

ride the white pony

ride the white pony by Reaper 64 January 29, 2017