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ride the pony 

To do a dance in a galloping way with a spank spank move and some air lasso. Often in a circle, but can be stationary.
When Seth did ride the pony, it moved her audience to tears and it was emotional.

The birthday juice was ready but John would not quit riding the pony long enough to serve it.
ride the pony by Male Kyzer January 5, 2009

ride the pony 

to take 4 shots as fast as possible
John: Do you want to ride the pony tonight?
Alex: Yes! I'm trying to get very drunk!!
ride the pony by ponyupbitch December 13, 2018

ride the pony 

to shoot up heroin recreationally and abusively
Harry: Yo Tyrone, I really gotta ride the pony right now.
Tyrone: Not with that hole in your arm you don't. Shit, we gotta get you to a hospital
ride the pony by Urpit December 24, 2007

Ride the porcelain pony 

Take an exceptionally good crap.
Ride the porcelain pony by LD June 11, 2004

Ride the Boney Pony 

When a female takes the top position in sexual intercourse.
My wife woke me up early this morning. She was eager to ride the boney pony.

ride the white pony

Do you ride the white pony?
ride the white pony by Reaper 64 January 29, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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