"Rickets" is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by Vitamin D deficiency). The term "Dick Rickets" can be used to describe a situation where one's erect penis is bowed dramatically in one direction.
Note - unlike classic "Rickets", to date, "Dick Rickets" has not been linked to Vitamin D deficiency.
Example 1 :
Woman #1 - "I heard he's got a huge penis..."
Woman #2 - "Yeah, but he's got dick rickets...sometimes it feels like he's divining for water."
Example 2 :
"The guy's got dick rickets so bad, he can piss around a corner without using his hands!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!