rice my ass 

What you say when you want an Asian man to fuck your ass.

Hey Dong, will you rice my ass?

rice my ass by jerkoff April 18, 2005

Nigger fry rice in my asshole

A Black man’s asshole is so thermally hot that one could achieve fried rice on it
Example:

Person 1: “Jamal I wish I had fried rice”
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice

Nigger fry rice in my asshole by Ling Ling the chink July 31, 2024