riccarded 

A cross between "carded" and "retarded". Say this when you call someone out on their stupidity.

GAWD, Cat. Why you gotta be so friggin RICCARDED?

riccarded by Twiggy~ August 30, 2009

Riccardo 

The richest, coolest, biggest penised man in the world all the girls really want to fuck him

God I feel really horny, where is riccardo

Riccardo by Hello.beast February 8, 2015

Riccardo 

Very sexy, knowledgeable person with massive cock

You are riccardo

Riccardo by La cagasburra molle November 23, 2021

Riccardo Supino

Very big, thick, long, dick. Super hot guy.

WOw ur such a Riccardo Supino

Riccardo Supino by laf123cruet February 13, 2018

richarded 

The act of being slightly retarded. Acting like a Richard.

You just stuck your dick into an man whores dick blender, what are you Richarded?!

richarded by Octavusprime November 13, 2011

Riccardo 

Powerful and strong. A rock you can lean on.
Social and well connected.
You will want to know this guy as doors will open for you in all the right places!

Official definition of the word Riccardo:

You seem to have what it takes to succeed,
To make big decisions and stay in the lead.
When faced with obstacles you show your power,
With your firm resolve, you are the man of the hour.
Your determination and will to endure,
Will make you strong and unbending, steadfast and secure.

I felt lost and unworthy... I wish I knew a Riccardo. Everything would seem more worthwhile.

Riccardo by eSCALAbur February 3, 2010

riptarded 

retarded high.
the most extreme state of \HIGH/.

I smoked myself riptarded.

riptarded by Sm0k3y Mac P0t April 8, 2005