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Reverse Wingman

Somebody who preforms the reverse wingman must initially attempt to wing his friend. But after getting the girl warmed up and mentioning your friend, she has no desire to meet him, and takes interest in you. This is where she invites you back and you complete the move. Note: there should be little intent to get with the girl originally.
Guy1: "Hey buddy, can you wing me with that blonde over there?"
Reverse Wingman (RW): "Sure, bro, let me go warm her up and I'll wave you over."
*RW chats with blonde for too long*
Blonde: "So listen, how about we get out of her and you can stay at my place."
RW: "I mean I'm not gonna argue with you, lead the way"
Guy 1: *look of despair*
RW: *Not my fault look*
Guy1: (to himself) Damn what a perfect execution of the Reverse Wingman
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Reverse Wingman

When you see a girl you like and you hook up with her without getting a good look at her friend. You proceed to call your wingman over to hook up with her friend. Then you realize you hooked your friend up with the better looking girl. Hence, the reverse wingman.
*after the hook up*
Elliot: "Man I hooked up with a hot chick last night"
K-Dub: "So did I. I appreciate being the wingman with a the better looking chick. I'm always cool with being the reverse wingman."
Reverse Wingman by SnowmanFresh February 2, 2010

Reverse Wingman

The fat and/or ugly chick who accompanies the hottie at the bar, making it impossible to score with the hottie.
This operates as follows: by directing your attention at the hot chick who has a Reverse Wingman, you are implicitly offending the Reverse Wingman, thereby giving the hottie an excuse to condemn you as unfeeling, shallow, insensitive, looks-obsessed, etc. Hotties bring the Reverse Wingman along when they, the hotties, either genuinely wish to be left alone, or when they want to be a tease and derive sadistic pleasure from rebuffing all advances. Do not reward this behavior! Or even better, flirt with the Reverse Wingman...it'll drive the hottie crazy.
Reverse Wingman by Im Exil September 26, 2013

Reverse swing wing-man 

We all know what a wing-man is. What we got here is a new twist on the concept, or at the least a subjectively clever name for said concept. This here is when your boy wants to hook up with some chick but for whatever mis/preconception he aint getting his shot. Here is where you step in. You grab her girls number. Then, when you call you invite her out and say "hey, why don't you bring *amy*." This serves two purposes, first and least important is her security blanket of her girl being there. More importantly, you're giving your boy his shot. The rest should be self-explanatory.
Reverse swing wing-man by grakmn January 27, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008