Rap Punt Return 

A college or NFL punt return influenced by modern rap culture. A return that does not follow traditional blocking schemes but yet loses tremendous amounts of yardage in an effort to gain big yardage. Often these returns are influenced by the rap artist Future. In these returns the closest distance between two points is in fact not a straight line but yet resembles something similar to a Michael J Fox signature.

Did you see Desean Jackson's Rap Punt Return against the Cowboys last night? He fumbled, picked it up, and lost 38 yards.

Rap Punt Return by Dustocrat March 20, 2016

Return to Monke 

To “return to monke” is to return to an extremely primitive lifestyle.
This phrase will commonly be used by anprims.

“I have had enough of industrial society. I will return to monke.”

Return to Monke by tedpilled August 5, 2020

Reject humanity, return to monke 

apes together strong

apes alone weak, apes together strong.
Reject humanity, return to monke

Reject humanity, return to monke by A waste of air March 15, 2021

Chinese Return 

Buying a new product identical to one you just broke, and returning the old one in the new product box.

Often used when a product breaks just outside of the warranty period, or if one loses a receipt.

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe my GoPro broke after just two months!"

Person 2: "Go buy the same one at Best Buy, put the old one in the box, and return it for a full refund!"

Person 1: "Great idea! I'll return it at a different Best Buy to be safe!"

My brother finally has a working cell phone after he did a Chinese Return for his iPhone

Chinese Return by MattLauer April 15, 2017

Returning some Videotapes 

The standard response that will excuse you from any social situation, thereby allowing you to dispose of the bodies you have sitting in your trunk.

Where are you going to?
-I am returning some videotapes...
Ok, well say hi to your wife, hope she feels better!

Returning some Videotapes by jomamma12345 October 25, 2009

Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) 

Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) is the name of a Bernese mountain dog who loves Ron DeSantis and hates Donald Trump to the point of wishing death on him. Rufus is a pro choice atheist who is very obsessed with the electability of Republican candidates.

Rufus is also very racist, supporting abortion because he believes it keeps the black population down, and constantly citing FBI crime statistics

Rufus is very infamous on Election twitter

"Jesus Christ, Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) is the most racist dog I have ever seen"

Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) by ET_Journalist April 11, 2023

Return to monke 

To devolve back into monkeys by rejecting modernity and embracing a primitive lifestyle.

"Reject modernity, return to monke"

Return to monke by TheDeadMeme27 October 19, 2020