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Republiconservabertarian

A three-way portmanteau of the three names a right-wing person may identify as their affiliation, depending on any given situation, in order to fit with their world-view for that particular second of the day. Republiconservabertarians will be against government intrusion when it comes to paying taxes, for government intrusion when it comes to keeping gay people single, and against both major American political parties until they vote Republican.

Not to be confused with Raxacoricofallapatorius, home of the Slitheen in Doctor Who.
Dave: "You're a registered Republican, aren't you?"

Ned: "Yes, but they don't speak for me now. I'm a Libertarian through and through, and want government out of our personal lives."

Dave: "Even though you attended that rally against abortion and gay marriage last weekend?"

Ned: "Any good conservative would."

Dave: "Where are you going now?"

Ned: "Going door to door for our local congressman."

Dave: "So you're a Republiconservabertarian."

repuglicans

One of the political parties in the US, the other being the democrats.
Making stem cell research illegal is par for the course of repuglicans, until they need it to save Reagan or Bush senior, then its allllll ok.
repuglicans by nicoleode November 8, 2008

repuglycan 

A particularly ugly individual of the right-wing persuasion.
Michelle Malkin should be leader of the Repuglycan Party.
repuglycan by senatorpsychophant October 8, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026