Renocation 

Using your vacation time to do home improvements or repairs.

I was hoping to go to Mexico, but my leaky roof means another renocation this year.

Renocation by BryanQ August 28, 2010

renocation 

renocation: a vacation taken to do renovations

Renocation: When someone asks where you went for your vacation you reply Home Depot (or other big box renovation supply store).

After a renocation you are happy to get back to work for a rest!

renocation by jbabs August 3, 2009

Renocation 

A vacation that is spent renovating

My entire holiday was a renocation

Renocation by Corneal-Etron-K April 26, 2019

Photonic Resonation Chamber 

A term for a person's rectum.

"I'm going to put my Quantum Harmonizer in your Photonic Resonation Chamber!"

Photonic Resonation Chamber by A frenzied Vault Scientist January 1, 2017

Premature Remotation 

This action occurs while watching the DVR. As one fast-forwards through the commercials of their taped program, they accidently press play too soon--before the program has returned.

Declan fast-forwarded through the commercials of his favorite TV show, Breaking Bad, since he recorded it on his DVR.

While speeding by the ads at an alarming rate, he thought he saw Breaking Bad return and pushed play. Declan was wrong. He proceeded to do this two more times during the same commercial break. Declan needs to pace himself or he'll continue to experience premature remotation.

Premature Remotation by WordSmithette January 14, 2013

Facebook's Witness Relocation Program

When your Facebook is full of a bunch of random friends, you lose control of who sees your information.....so you have to create a new Facebook account where in which you only add your "real friends."

Suzie Q. realized her boss was a friend on her Facebook account, so she couldn't put anything fun up so as not to dis-impress her boss. So, she became one of many to join the new trend of partaking in Facebook's Witness Relocation Program and made a new Facebook and put up all of her crazy pictures and only added her "real friends."

Facebook's Witness Relocation Program by Train, L July 1, 2009

relocation code 

Your "relocation code" is the mysterious 4 numbers affixed by the USPS after the Zip Code of your mailing address. They are to be used for the forcible reconstruction of society into the New World Order according to the plans of the Shadow Government.

The Simpsons poked fun at the four additional digits of ZIP codes when Lisa asks what ZIP+4 codes are for, and is told that they are "citizen relocation codes".

relocation code by happyguy49 August 3, 2009