relationshopper

Someone who hops from one relationship to another at the emotional expense of their many partners; a shopper is usually a male, afraid of being single, and potentially questioning their sexuality

*a relationshopper likes to figure out what they want as they fly through relationships: they blindside, burn, and discard partners, moving on to the next victim within 4 months max

"Hey- is Javi with Andrea or Nichole these days?"

"Oh you're way behind man, he's been with Rach, broke it off with another girl, and now he's with Anessa."

"Wow... sounds like a professional relationshopper to me"

relationshopper by definitionsbyDr.Dre January 10, 2022

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relationshipped

The state of being in a relationship.

Ian: What would you do for this Toblerone?
Elizabeth: I'd totally sleep with you.
Ian: ?!
Elizabeth: I'm totally kidding, I'm relationshipped right now, I can't be doing that.

relationshipped by Ginger59 October 31, 2007

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relationshopping

online dating - Checking a box to include one's preferences combined with a human element for social purposes.

Nick: It's so hard to meet new people.
Rick: You should go relationshopping on OKC.

relationshopping by FleurdT February 19, 2013

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Relationshipped

so you want to say that someone dated, but you want to say it in style...

'relationshipped' is the new word for this.

Henry and Lydia relationshipped for a long time

Relationshipped by louisrobinson4 October 14, 2022

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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