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relationshopper 

Someone who hops from one relationship to another at the emotional expense of their many partners; a shopper is usually a male, afraid of being single, and potentially questioning their sexuality

*a relationshopper likes to figure out what they want as they fly through relationships: they blindside, burn, and discard partners, moving on to the next victim within 4 months max
"Hey- is Javi with Andrea or Nichole these days?"

"Oh you're way behind man, he's been with Rach, broke it off with another girl, and now he's with Anessa."

"Wow... sounds like a professional relationshopper to me"
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relationshipped 

The state of being in a relationship.
Ian: What would you do for this Toblerone?
Elizabeth: I'd totally sleep with you.
Ian: ?!
Elizabeth: I'm totally kidding, I'm relationshipped right now, I can't be doing that.
relationshipped by Ginger59 October 31, 2007

relationshopping 

online dating - Checking a box to include one's preferences combined with a human element for social purposes.
Nick: It's so hard to meet new people.
Rick: You should go relationshopping on OKC.
relationshopping by FleurdT February 19, 2013

Relationshipped 

so you want to say that someone dated, but you want to say it in style...

'relationshipped' is the new word for this.
Henry and Lydia relationshipped for a long time