relationshopper

Someone who hops from one relationship to another at the emotional expense of their many partners; a shopper is usually a male, afraid of being single, and potentially questioning their sexuality

*a relationshopper likes to figure out what they want as they fly through relationships: they blindside, burn, and discard partners, moving on to the next victim within 4 months max
"Hey- is Javi with Andrea or Nichole these days?"

"Oh you're way behind man, he's been with Rach, broke it off with another girl, and now he's with Anessa."

"Wow... sounds like a professional relationshopper to me"
by definitionsbyDr.Dre January 10, 2022
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