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Relapist 

A person who does everything in their power to creep on and eventually force you or a friend unwillingly into a non consensual relationship.
"I've been talking to Lauren a lot...and I think I just want to be friends...she seems to have other things in mind. I feel like I'm going to be walking in some dark alley and she will leap out of the shadows, forcing me into a meaningless relationship. Such a Relapist.
Relapist by GreenEggsNGraham October 3, 2008
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Committed Relapist 

Someone who is always in a serious and committed relationship even though the relationships don't last and move way too quickliy. Who the relapist is in a relaptionship with changes frequently and singleness lasts only hours.
Dude, be single for a while, you're such a committed relapist
Committed Relapist by BarnibusStinson September 30, 2011
When an individual is prejudice towards a relative of his or her family.
Seth is constantly cracking jokes about his sister. He's a relatist.
Relatist by Cut It Out Jim! November 24, 2011
big cocked man who also knows the art of thunder booty clapping. he is a max build necro in gaia which means hes also gayl.
i want to see tbc but ass naked twerking on the street all oiled up
snowy - same i like your taste relaxisti
relaxisti by DarkSnowman56 June 24, 2022

renapist 

yo, look at renapist
renapist by tommy man May 26, 2020
Someone who takes pleasure in farming crops to the point of a crime. One such person typically uses a sickle to farm their land.
I heard that guy next door is a real reapist.
Reapist by MilesN June 18, 2020

Relapsturbation

A whining excuse by a drunk or druggie for everything thats just jerking your dick and blame shifting..
He was in full stroke Relapsturbation saying "Dude I was relapsed when I stold your car ran over your sister, then fucked your 3 year old......Im not responsible.. I was relapsed.... I need rehab"

Then I clubbed the troll like a harp seal.....
Relapsturbation by Bill the Random December 20, 2010