Rektum

Getting your ass kicked or kicking someone else's ass.

Having anal sex and your rectum or partners' rectum is hurt.

Bob: Last night Harry got rektum by John.

by Swoke Meed July 17, 2015

Rektum

Getting your ass kicked so hard that you get completely destroyed.

Having anal sex so hard that you get Rekt.

Man: "Baby, schould we have a nice time?"
Woman: "Ohh yeah, I want a Rektum."

Player 1: "You got rekt."
Player 2: "Yeah, Rektum."

by Urbanionary May 29, 2017

rectumobile

An expensive sports car or similarly overpriced automobile that is driven by an asshole in an attempt to impress others.

"I don't know why Mr. Peabody feels the need to drive that horrible new rectumobile. He must be going through a mid-life crisis."

"Gertrude is driving one of those annoying rectumobiles now. Doesn't she realize that everyone thinks she's nothing more than a pathetic old maid with money?"

"There are so many rectumobiles on the road. It just goes to show how many assholes there are in the world."

by www.babysue.com December 29, 2006

Rectum reboot

To have a second helping of anal sex.

That was so hot we went for a rectum reboot!

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

rectumcilliation

When you ask your cornhole for forgiveness after consuming copious amounts of Taco Bell/ hershey squirt inducing food.

Bless me Father for i have sinned, it has been 6 months since my last rectumcilliation...

by pelhampkwy93 April 5, 2013

Rent-a-rectum

Anal prostitution

If you want that kind of action, just go to the car lot and see the Rent-a-rectum operation going on there!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Rectum Reliever

Another name for a mouth

Man, I was tearing Tanyas ass apart last night and she tapped out. As she was crying mercy, she said why don’t you stuff it it my Rectum Reliever. I asked her what she meant, and she opened her mouth and I obliged! What a great woman.

by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020