When a person (normally a Regan) completely modifies/ changes a story or series of events with their self destructive narcissistic personality, making it completely and utterly unbelievable.
I was walking my dog yesterday and sore a rainbow.
The Reganified version would be something like: I was walking my unicorn yesterday and there was a shower of rainbows, then a magic carpet appeared and I went for a ride with all my new unicorn rainbow friends. It was totally awesome, then we had ice cream and I was totally tripping balls.
Yesterday my unicorn stopped producing rainbows and all day I had to listen to Paul get more and more reganified about how he was being left out and how it was deliberate.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.