reet pong Share definition Flag The phrase used by Mel B in Bo'Selecta to describe the smell coming of her muff!!! "Oh me minge is kickin out a reet pong!!!! ohhh smells like crab paste". Yer bastard ya!!! reet pong by The Notorious B.A.Z February 6, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the reet pong mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch