An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an
ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in
reality the owner of the aforesaid
ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or '
skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H'
s or T's, most prominent on the words '
skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a
single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a
townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit
bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.
Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya
skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead
Phat Rush, you iz wew
phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!