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red russian 

ADJ.

To pierce ones urethra in their penis with a hyperdemic needle and then jizzing on his/her's face.
Man last night I gave Texas' mom a red russian, you should have seen all the bloody jizz on that hoe's face.

russian red scare

when a girl is on her period youdrink the blood from her vagina
My bitch is on her period so tonite im going to get a russian red scare

russian red eye 

when you moon someone and you spread ass cheeks.
dude, that smelly kid drew gave me a russian red eye so i kicked his ass

Red Russianed 

Paying a lot of money for what your told is a "good" vodka to have it turn out to be $8 shitty russian vodka
The girls gave Dan $40 for a bottle of Grey Goose. He came back and gave them "A very expensive Vodka" thats "from Russia so you know its really good". In actuality, it cost $8, and taste like shit. The girls then said, "fuck i cant believe we get Red Russianed."
Red Russianed by Ja Reiss December 12, 2005

Russia's Red Line 

A Proverb used to describe a warning that bears no real consequences. Similar to "China's Final Warning" Can also be said as Russian Red Line" if needed.
"Sam said that if I keep playing Destiny, she'll leave me. I swear, it's like the 5th time she said that."

"Ah, sounds like she's giving you a case of Russia's Red Line."

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026