red russian

ADJ.

To pierce ones urethra in their penis with a hyperdemic needle and then jizzing on his/her's face.

Man last night I gave Texas' mom a red russian, you should have seen all the bloody jizz on that hoe's face.

by ajizzlefoshizzle May 04, 2006

Red Russian

a mix of vodka and redbull

Bro 1: "Man you were a straight commie last night"
Bro 2: "What?"
Bro 2: "Going crazy of those Red Russians"

by steezyfool November 20, 2010

Red Russianed

Paying a lot of money for what your told is a "good" vodka to have it turn out to be $8 shitty russian vodka

The girls gave Dan $40 for a bottle of Grey Goose. He came back and gave them "A very expensive Vodka" thats "from Russia so you know its really good". In actuality, it cost $8, and taste like shit. The girls then said, "fuck i cant believe we get Red Russianed."

by Ja Reiss December 12, 2005

russian red scare

when a girl is on her period youdrink the blood from her vagina

My bitch is on her period so tonite im going to get a russian red scare

by chenny baybay August 03, 2007

russian red eye

when you moon someone and you spread ass cheeks.

dude, that smelly kid drew gave me a russian red eye so i kicked his ass

by Caflisch22 May 04, 2006