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Red Eyed Cowgirl

When your old lady is riding you reverse cowgirl and just before you nut she hops off to suck you dry but slides her body and ass back towards your face a little too far and buries your nose deep in her winking red eye.
Rachel gave me the red eyed cowgirl last night. I still can’t wash that smell off my nose.
Red Eyed Cowgirl by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

red october cowgirl 

its when you take scuba gear and perform sex underwater(in warm water preferably) in a cowgirl pose as any other sex position will result in air tank leakage
HAHAHAHA i totally porked your mom yesterday at the pool. and my buddy had some scuba gear so i totally gave her a red october cowgirl. HAHAHAHAHAHA
The god of Flamingo's and Ferrari's
Oh you know Redcowfan right? The god of Flamingos and Ferrari's First seen in Homer's Illiad
Redcowfan by Jyundio-ko August 22, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016