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Red Eyed Cowgirl
When your old lady is riding you reverse cowgirl and just before you nut she hops off to suck you dry but slides her body and ass back towards your face a little too far and buries your nose deep in her winking red eye.
Red Eyed Cowgirl by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018
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red october cowgirl
its when you take scuba gear and perform sex underwater(in warm water preferably) in a cowgirl pose as any other sex position will result in air tank leakage
HAHAHAHA i totally porked your mom yesterday at the pool. and my buddy had some scuba gear so i totally gave her a red october cowgirl. HAHAHAHAHAHA
red october cowgirl by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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