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Red Cheeks

When you go down on a girl while she is on her rag and take her tampon out with your teeth by the string and proceed to swing it side to side hitting both sides of your face.
Larry- Hey baby you on your rag
girl- Yeah. Go down on me
Larry- OK. mmmmmmm Oh shit your tampons in?
girl- Oh yeah it is
Larry- Oh well Ill just pull it out
girl- Thats so hot!!! Swing your head back and forth you dirty animal
Larry- GRRRRRRRRR........

Larry now has RED CHEEKS!!!
Red Cheeks by Red Cheek Larry April 16, 2010
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Red Cheeks

A ping pong game where two opponents play each other in an intense game to five points. The loser of that game has to pull down their pants and underwear, and gets spanked in the cheeks with the ping pong paddle of the opponent.
Ignacio: Yes, that's five point for me! Pull 'em down cowboy.
Evan:Ugg, I'm gonna have red cheeks for a week.
Red Cheeks by Pro Ping Ponga February 6, 2010

red cheeked cunt 

a red cheeked cunt is a manslag who’s cheeks are always red and looks like they have painted their face red
daniel: omg look at that red cheeked cunt
tracy: what’s that?¿
daniel: oh tracy, i have a lot of explaining to do
Describes someone who acts like a women on her period.
Michael has to shove a tampon in his ass because he has "Redcheeks"
Redcheeks by Mr.Marshh March 2, 2018

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026