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Red Cheeks

When you go down on a girl while she is on her rag and take her tampon out with your teeth by the string and proceed to swing it side to side hitting both sides of your face.
Larry- Hey baby you on your rag
girl- Yeah. Go down on me
Larry- OK. mmmmmmm Oh shit your tampons in?
girl- Oh yeah it is
Larry- Oh well Ill just pull it out
girl- Thats so hot!!! Swing your head back and forth you dirty animal
Larry- GRRRRRRRRR........

Larry now has RED CHEEKS!!!
Red Cheeks by Red Cheek Larry April 16, 2010
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Red Cheeks

A ping pong game where two opponents play each other in an intense game to five points. The loser of that game has to pull down their pants and underwear, and gets spanked in the cheeks with the ping pong paddle of the opponent.
Ignacio: Yes, that's five point for me! Pull 'em down cowboy.
Evan:Ugg, I'm gonna have red cheeks for a week.
Red Cheeks by Pro Ping Ponga February 6, 2010

red cheeked cunt 

a red cheeked cunt is a manslag who’s cheeks are always red and looks like they have painted their face red
daniel: omg look at that red cheeked cunt
tracy: what’s that?¿
daniel: oh tracy, i have a lot of explaining to do
Describes someone who acts like a women on her period.
Michael has to shove a tampon in his ass because he has "Redcheeks"
Redcheeks by Mr.Marshh March 2, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026