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Red Rain Check 

An offered postponement of sexual intercourse, due to untimely menstruation.
Mary Jane's offer of a red rain check gave Peter blue balls.
Red Rain Check by Migrainiac September 27, 2009

red cheeked cunt 

a red cheeked cunt is a manslag who’s cheeks are always red and looks like they have painted their face red
daniel: omg look at that red cheeked cunt
tracy: what’s that?¿
daniel: oh tracy, i have a lot of explaining to do

red checkers 

It occurs when your nuts are raw and chafed from a full night or weekend of nonstop hot sweatty sex.

Can also occur on long or rainy motorcyle rides
"Hey John, Why ya walking funny? Red Checkers?'

Yup, My ol' lady was a wildcat last night.
red checkers by critter911 March 2, 2010

Red Eye Checkpoint 

A moment in psychedelic or weed trip, when you eventually encounter a mirror and look into your eyes to check how red they are, or how wide pupils are, and optionally end up standing there, staring and thinking about who or what you are, what counciousness is, what human is, what reality is, and other questions about Universe.
Yesterday I've been stuck on red eye checkpoint for a five minutes straight, and ended up showing myself middle finger.
Red Eye Checkpoint by ammonger September 29, 2025