2 definitions by Umbassa
A person who feels the need to put labels on themselves, to make up for the empty void of their personality, and will say offensive things about you but will cry if anyone says anything remotely offensive about them.
“Hey man, have you met that fatherless dream Stan?”
“Yeah, they are a complete Retardsexual. No wonder they have no friends.”
“Yeah, they are a complete Retardsexual. No wonder they have no friends.”
by Umbassa July 23, 2022
Sometimes a complete fuck up is VERY bad at flirting Tries to be kind to everyone,especially those who he has a close bond with,those who he thinks of in the romantic sense.Hes a god at video games,loves Mexican food,and will be the bestfriend you will ever ask for.Not only that,he is the most sweet,kind,gentle, humorous,sympathetic,empathetic person you could meet.Good at many things,will admit when he sucks at something.The two greatest things about being near a Wilson is that he’ll always make you feel cherished and welcomed.if your in a romantic relationship with him he’ll do his best to text you when he has the time but with all the things he does it is very hard to find.And he’s great in the bed.Though there is one bad side about a Wilson.He doesn’t tell anyone how he truly feels worried he may seem selfish and people would be mad or upset over how he feels so he tends to bottle it up inside that is when you don’t want to be near a Wilson.when he’s in a mood you must look for large baggy eyes furrowed brow,glistening eyes,and he is either very quite,for when he is so upset,that that anger turns tut turns to sadness,or very anti-social,because he doesn’t want to snap at anyone.Very smart good looking and a hell of a musician.Has a great voicebut chooses to sing alone.he doesn’t sleep much.you know a Wilson, be friends with em,ask em how they’re doing, and if your a girl,try to start dating cause ladies he is one in a million.The god amongst people and his name is Wilson.
Example 1: “You bro, you see that dude over there? He’s a total, and complete Wilson.”
Example 2:”If only I knew a Wilson. He’s be the best boyfriend/best friend I could cere ask for”
Example 2:”If only I knew a Wilson. He’s be the best boyfriend/best friend I could cere ask for”
by Umbassa February 6, 2022